Did you see what Mr. Carroll wrote in my yearbook? Well he ridiculed me all year and he writes "you're a real live wire." Love Mr. Carroll.

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• Brains stick with brains. The bomb could go off and their mutant genes would form the same cliques.
• Did you sleep with her?
• (reads letter from Lloyd to Diane) 'Diane, I'll always be there. All the love in my heart, Lloyd.' (long pause) I've never gotten a letter like this, have you?
• So I'm single now, and everything's changed. I hate it.
• You're not a guy.
• You're such a great person, Lloyd. I'm a good person, but you are a great person.