More from The American President
- Well, I could explain it better, but I’d need charts and graphs and an easel.
- I want to send some flowers, Janie. I want to do it myself. I don’t want to staff it out, and I don’t want to issue an Executive Order. I just want a phone number.
- How can you keep quiet? How do you have patience for people who claim they love America but clearly can't stand Americans?
- Mr. President, I'm sure there's an appropriate thing to say at this moment. Probably some formal apology for the nice-ass remark would be in order. I just don't quite know how to word it.
- Mr. President, you got bigger problems than losing me. You just lost my vote.
- Can I just say, to return to the subject for one moment, that it might be easier to fight a war on drugs if we weren't arming drug dealers?
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