"Dirk, please, if you would. I prefer it. It has more of a sort of Scottish dagger feel to it."
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"It's all right, it's just a horse in the bathroom"
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"Tall. Tall and absurdly thin. And good-natured. A bit like a preying mantis that doesn't prey -- a non-preying mantis if you like. A sort of pleasant genial mantis that's given up preying and taken up tennis instead."
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"There really wasn't a lot this machine could do that you couldn't do yourself in half the time with a lot less trouble," said Richard, "but it was, on the other hand, very good at being a slow and dim-witted pupil."
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"Well," said Reg, "it's been an interesting time recently, or rather, a dull time. But dull for interesting reasons."
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"Yes, it is," said the Professor. "Wait --" he motioned to Richard, who was about to go out again and investigate -- "let it be. It won't be long."
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