"Er, excuse me, who am I? Hello? Why am I here? What's my purpose in life? What do I mean by who am I?"

More from Adams Douglas/Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy

• "All right," said Ford, "I'll try to explain. How long have we known each other?"
• "And no sneaky knocking down Mr. Dent's house whilst he's away, alright?"
• "Are you telling me," he said, "that you set yourself up to become President of the Galaxy just to steal that ship?"
• Arthur stared into his beer.
• Earthmen are not proud of their ancestors, and never invite them round to dinner.
• “Ford,” he said. “you’re turning into a penguin. Stop it.”