24 beers in a case, 24 hours in a day, coincedence? I think not.
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Driver carries no cash--he's married.
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Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
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Guns don't kill people. I do.
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Hi! I'm the Dread Pirate Roberts #72377. Ask about franchise opportunities in your area!
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If only I was rich, instead of beautiful.
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If you love something, set it free. if it comes back, it's yours. If it doesn't, hunt it down and kill it.
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I is a student. I be a student.
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I know Jack Shit
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Keep honking! I'm reloading!
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Lord grant me the serenity to accept the things I can not change, thecourage to change the things that I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodiesof those people I had to kill because they pissed me off.
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My honor student can beat up your honor student.
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Sand is for people who lack the capacity to navigate obstacles.
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Subvert the Dominant Paradigm
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TARDIS EXPRESS when it absolutely, positively has to be there before you mailed it.
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We are the people our parents warned us about.
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