There are two kinds of people in the world, those who believe there are two kinds of people in the world and those who don't.

More from Benchley's Law of Distinction

• The first myth of management is that it exists.
• There are those who make things happen; those who watch things happen; and those who don't know what the heck happened.
• You can lead a horse to water, but if you can get him to float on his back, you've got something.