Anya: I like you. You’re funny and you’re nicely shaped, and frankly it’s ludicrous to have these interlocking bodies and not interlock. Please remove your clothing now.

More from Season 4

• Buffy: So what I’m wondering is: does this always happen? Sleep with a guy and he goes all evil?
• Forrest: How are you going to learn anything if you keep doing schoolwork?
• Giles: Yes, always behind on terms. I'm still trying not to refer to you lot as 'bloody colonials.'
• Spike: This is the crack team that foils my every plan? I am deeply shamed.
• Willow: If you hurt her, I will beat you to death with a shovel. A vague disclaimer is nobody's friend. Have fun!
• Xander: I happen to be very biteable, pal. I'm moist, and delicious.