Bad breath is better than no breath at all. Stanton's Law of Minimum Requirements
If you can't take the heat, get out of the kitchen. Some dead guy.
It is a good thing to follow the First Law of Holes: if you are in one, stop digging. Denis Healy (1917- )
It is a good thing to follow the First Law of Holes
There are two kinds of people in the world, those who believe there are two kinds of people in the world and those who don't. Benchley's Law of Distinction