Principal Snyder: A lot of educators tell students, 'Think of your principal as your pal.' I say think of my as your judge, jury and executioner.

More from Season 2

• Anya: I like you. You’re funny and you’re nicely shaped, and frankly it’s ludicrous to have these interlocking bodies and not interlock. Please remove your clothing now.
• Buffy: I told you. I said 'End of the World,' and you were like pooh-pooh, Southern California, pooh-pooh.
• Buffy: So what I’m wondering is: does this always happen? Sleep with a guy and he goes all evil?
• Cordelia: I know what you're up to. You think that if you get me mad enough, I won't be so scared. And hey! It's working. Where's a damn weapon?!
• Faith: Every guy, from Manimal down to Mr. I-Love-The-English-Patient, has beast in him.
• Forrest: How are you going to learn anything if you keep doing schoolwork?