"All right," said Ford, "I'll try to explain. How long have we known each other?"
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"And no sneaky knocking down Mr. Dent's house whilst he's away, alright?"
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"Are you telling me," he said, "that you set yourself up to become President of the Galaxy just to steal that ship?"
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Arthur stared into his beer.
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Earthmen are not proud of their ancestors, and never invite them round to dinner.
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"Er, excuse me, who am I? Hello? Why am I here? What's my purpose in life? What do I mean by who am I?"
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“Ford,” he said. “you’re turning into a penguin. Stop it.”
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"If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now."
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"I refuse to prove that I exist", says God "for proves denies faith and without faith I am nothing".
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"Is that robot yours?" he said.
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"It's at times like this, when I'm stuck in a Vogon airlock with a man from Betelegeuse about to die of asphyxiation in deep space, that I really wish I'd listened to what my mother told me when I was little"
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“Look,” said Arthur, “would it save you a lot of time if I just gave up and went mad now?”
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“My God,” complained Arthur, “you’re talking about a positive mental attitude and you haven’t even had your planet demolished today.”
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"Myself I'd trust him to the end of the Earth," said Ford.
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"Oh, the Paranoid Android," he said. "Yeah, we'll take him."
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Only six people in the Galaxy knew that the job of the Galactic President was not to wield power but to attract attention away from it.
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"Sorry, did I say something wrong?" said Marvin, dragging himself on regardless. "Pardon me for breathing, which I never do anyway so I don't know why I bother to say it, oh God I'm so depressed. Here's another of those self-satisfied doors. Life! Don't talk to me about life."
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"This must be Thursday," said Arthur musing to himself, sinking low over his beer, "I never could get the hang of Thursdays."
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"You'd better be prepared for the jump into hyperspace. It's unpleasantly like being drunk."
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"Zaphod! Wake up!"
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