I’m not kidding, that boy’s head is like Sputnik; spherical but quite pointy at parts! Aye, now that was offsides, now wasn’t it? He’ll be crying himself to sleep tonight, on his huge pillow.
Stuart Mackenzie
Now go and kiss your mother or I'll kick your teeth in!
Stuart Mackenzie
Would ya look at the size of that kid's head! It's a virtual planetoid and it has it's own weather system! Looks like an orange on a toothpick!
Stuart Mackenzie