Giles: Once again I teeter at the precipice of the generation gap.
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Giles: Testosterone is a great equalizer. It turns all men into morons.
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Principal Flutie: We all need help with our feelings. Otherwise, we bottle them up, and before you know it powerful laxatives are involved.
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Xander: I laugh in the face of danger. Then I hide until it goes away.
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