Principal Flutie: We all need help with our feelings. Otherwise, we bottle them up, and before you know it powerful laxatives are involved.

More from Season 1

• Giles: Once again I teeter at the precipice of the generation gap.
• Giles: Testosterone is a great equalizer. It turns all men into morons.
• Xander: I laugh in the face of danger. Then I hide until it goes away.
• Anya: I like you. You’re funny and you’re nicely shaped, and frankly it’s ludicrous to have these interlocking bodies and not interlock. Please remove your clothing now.
• Buffy: I told you. I said 'End of the World,' and you were like pooh-pooh, Southern California, pooh-pooh.
• Buffy: So what I’m wondering is: does this always happen? Sleep with a guy and he goes all evil?