Repeat after me: Yo!
'Be a Man' tape
Do I look like a homosexual?
Howard Brackett
Howard Brackett is a big homo, queer, Mary, sissy man! He just came out at his big church wedding! Martha Stewart is furious!
Howard Brackett
I'm not gay!
Howard Brackett
This is my Goddamn bachelor party, and I am not going to Goddamn watch--pardon my split infinitive--Funny Girl!
Howard Brackett
This is my Peter, friend Peter! We just now ran into each other, here at the intersexual . . . homosection . . . intersection!
Howard Brackett
Men do not dance. They work, they drink, they have bad backs, they don't dance!
So, I just said, "Mom, Dad, Sparky, I'm gay!"
Peter Malloy
Think about John Wayne, Arnold Schwarzenegger. Arnold doesn't dance, he can hardly walk!