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Awwwwww…sexy girlfriend!

Long Duk Dong: Awwwwww…sexy girlfriend!

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I mean, I’ve had men that have loved me before, but not for 6 months in a row.

Ginny: I mean, I’ve had men that have loved me before, but not for 6 months in a row.

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Can I borrow your underpants for ten minutes?

Geek: Can I borrow your underpants for ten minutes?

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I mean you don’t have to dance. You can just stand there, hang with my dudes and be you…

Geek: I mean you don’t have to dance. You can just stand there, hang with my dudes and be you…
Samantha: Sounds major.

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So, you got a guy?

Geek: So, you got a guy?
Samantha: Yes, three big ones and they lust wimp blood. So stop bugging me or I’ll sick them all over your weenie ass.

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Dong? Where is my automobile?

Grandpa: Dong? Where is my automobile?
Long Duck Dong (mockingly): Auto-mo-bile? (makes car crash noises)

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No more yanky my wanky – the Donger need food!

Long Duck Dong: No more yanky my wanky – the Donger need food!

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What’s happening, hot stuff?

Long Duck Dong: What’s happening, hot stuff?

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Darling, is something bothering you? You’re really acting like…an asshole.

Ginny: Darling, is something bothering you? You’re really acting like…an asshole.

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Well, when you don’t have anything, you don’t have anything to lose right?

Samantha: Well, when you don’t have anything, you don’t have anything to lose right?

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I loathe the bus.

Samantha: I loathe the bus.