I'm a hacker!
Lex
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Come get some!
Ash
I'm dead sexy!
Fat Bastard
Inconceivable!
Vinzinni
Simma down now!
Cheri Oteri
Make 'em laugh!
Cosmo
He took it OUT.
Elaine
I hate Mondays.
Jim Davis
He said Jehovah!
Angry citizen
Shut up, Wilson!
Chuck Noland
You fat penguin!
Elwood
I know Jack Shit
What the deuce?!
Stewie Griffin
You only die once!
Ally
I pooped a hammer.
Brick Tamland
She had man hands!
Jerry
I am an FBI Agent!
Johnny Utah
We crashing again?
Zoe
Better you than me.
Animal
Nice fuckin' model!
Betelgeuse
Lunch is for wimps.
Gekko
Great Odin’s raven.
Ron Burgundy
People? I am people.
Lina
I'd rather eat dirt!
Sammy
You are all weirdos!
Sam the Eagle
I am not the Messiah!
Brian
Taste my pain, bitch!
Hansel
Mel Brooks is Jewish?
Homer
By the beard of Zeus.
Ron Burgundy
Wanye! How you doin'?
Tiny
I am not a merry man!
Worf
Let's do some carnage!
Baby Bowler
Don't have a cow, man.
Bart
Oh no! You need booze!
Dr. Nick
Nobody tosses a dwarf.
Gimli
Don't pitch the bitch.
Greg Weinstein
Can't talk ... eating.
Homer
Flanders was a zombie?
Homer
Why won't you be art?!
Homer
This chick is *toast*.
Peter
See, he’s her lobster!
Phoebe
I want my two dollars!
The Paperboy
Visualize being towed.
sign outside California meditation center
Goody! Research party!
Willow
Gimmie some sugar baby.
Ash
I carried a watermelon.
Baby
Show Dick some respect.
Bender
I’m not an ambi-turner.
Derek Zoolander
Is this a kissing book?
Grandson
God bless those Pagans.
Homer
Hakuna Matata, bitches!
Jean Girard
I’m not quite dead yet!
Old man
Peachy keen, Jellybean.
Rizzo
Sweet Lincoln's mullet.
Ron Burgundy
Tell me about it, stud.
Sandy
The Pope wears loafers.
George Carlin
Let’s hug it out, bitch.
Ari Gold
Shop smart. Shop S-Mart.
Ash
Yo, she-bitch! Let’s go!
Ash
Bite my shiny metal ass!
Bender
My secret weapon is PMS.
Buffy
Mornin'! Shitter's full!
Cousin Eddie
Austin, I'm your father.
Dr. Evil
George is getting upset.
George
Nuns. No sense of humor.
Kurgan
I feel hot....and foamy.
Niles
Praying kneads no dough.
Russian proverb
Great! Now I have guilt!
Rex
He gonna cry in the car.
Smokey
He's comitted pesticide!
The Grasshopper
They said you were hung.
To Sherrif
Oh bite the weenie, Rizz
Zuko
It's a trick. Get an axe.
Ash
Homicide, sweet homicide.
Det. Tim Bayliss
I do not have a fat face!
Frasier
I’ve made a huge mistake.
Gob
The price is wrong BITCH!
Happy
He who hesitates is last.
Mae West
It’s a god-eat-god world.
Terry Pratchett
Shiny! Let’s be bad guys.
Jayne
It's good to be the King.
Louis XVI of France
You can never have mango!
Mango
I just commit very early.
Sarah
May the forks be with us!
The Blue Raja
Well, isn’t that special.
The Church Lady
Thespians do it on stage.
You're so gullible, McFly!
Biff
Sons a bitches! Bumpass'!!
Dad
Modest looks weird on you.
Dr. George O’Malley
I'm going to the outhouse.
Grandpa
Awwwwww...sexy girlfriend!
Long Duk Dong
Oh yeah, there’s my bitch!
Player on Bobby's team
Why, she reminds me of me!
Rooster
I'll be the best ape ever!
Young Tarzan
At my age flowers scare me.
George Burns
Don't throw me down, Clark.
Aunt Bethany
It’s a crazy chicken world.
Baby Bowler
Lay off me I'm starving!!!!
Chris Farley
I'm off like a dirty shirt.
Duckie
Golf is a good walk ruined.
Mark Twain