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A miniature stage with plum curtains and a silver ribbon in a spotlight.
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Thespians do it on stage.
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A cheeky slogan playing on 'do it': performers act on stage, while the phrasing invites a suggestive double meaning.

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Three small unmarked stylized pistols in a compact static arrangement
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Keep honking! I'm reloading!
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A menacing joke answering a honking driver by claiming to be reloading a weapon, turning road irritation into a threat.

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Three small unmarked stylized pistols in a compact static arrangement
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Guns don't kill people. I do.
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A dark twist on a familiar slogan: instead of blaming people rather than guns, the speaker claims to be the one who kills, in a menacing joke.

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Painterly damaged orange and grey control panel with loose wires and sparks against pale grey.
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Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
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A crude taunt aimed at someone's explosive temper, asking what set them off while sneering that their anger is down to their period.

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Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
24 beers in a case, 24 hours in a day, coincedence? I think not.
HONK if you've never seen an uzi fired from a car window before!
A row of small illustrated cereal boxes behind a bowl and spoon on a pale blue surface.
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Did you eat Lucky Charms this morning 'cause you look magically delicious!
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A cheesy flirtation that plays on a cereal slogan, teasing that the person looks so appealing they must have had 'magically delicious' cereal for breakfast.

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I heard that milk does the body good, but damn! How much did you drink? t-shirt
A model ship made from a walnut shell with a pale sail beside a brass compass on a teal surface.
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Hi! I'm the Dread Pirate Roberts #72377. Ask about franchise opportunities in your area!
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A playful greeting from a numbered 'Dread Pirate Roberts' that treats the pirate persona like a franchise, inviting inquiries about opening another one.

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Think about John Wayne, Arnold Schwarzenegger. Arnold doesn't dance, he can hardly walk!
If you love something, set it free. if it comes back, it's yours. If it doesn't, hunt it down and kill it.
Painterly school desk and chair with a white paper airplane against a worn green wall.
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In a perfect world there will come a day when schools will have all the money they need and the Air Force will need to have a bake sale to buy a bomber.
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The speaker imagines priorities reversed: schools would have all the funding they need, while the Air Force would have to raise money through a bake sale.

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"You guys...you lollygag the ball around the infield. You lollygag your way down to first. You lollygag in and out of the dugout. You know what that makes you? Larry!"
Praying kneads no dough. Russian proverb
A small pair of cream children's shoes stands beside larger brown shoes on a warm wooden floor.
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We are the people our parents warned us about.
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Wryly, the speakers have grown into exactly the sort of people their parents cautioned them about.

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If Barbie's so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
A lie well stuck to is as good as the truth. English proverbs
Visualize being towed. sign outside California meditation center
To marry once is a duty, twice a folly, thrice is madness. Dutch Proverb
A man has no business to marry a woman who can't make him miserable. It means she can't make him happy. Proverb (origin unknown)
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