More from George Carlin
- I used to be Irish Catholic; now I’m an American.
- I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a guy nailed to two pieces of wood.
- Most people are paid just enough to keep them from quitting, for working just hard enough to keep from getting fired.
- Nobody goes right to work. I mean, screw the company – those first twenty minutes belong to you.
- The only good thing ever to come out of religion was the music.
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