Star Trek

It would be most interesting to impress your memory engrams on a computer, Doctor. The resulting flood of illogic would be most entertaining.

Spock

Risk is our business.

Kirk

Scientists have always been pawns of the military!

David Marcus

Galloping around the cosmos is a game for the young, Doctor.

Kirk

How we deal with death is at least as important as how we deal with life, wouldn't you say?

Kirk

I suppose you're about to remind me that logic alone dictates your actions?

Kirk

I would not presume to debate you.

Kirk

Scotty, I need warp speed in three minutes or we’re all dead!

Kirk

Any suggestions, Admiral?

Lieutenant Saavik

He's so...human.

Lieutenant Saavik

Humor. It is a difficult concept.

Lieutenant Saavik

As a matter of cosmic history, it has always been easier to destroy than to create.

Spock

He is intelligent, but not experienced. His pattern indicates two dimensional thinking.

Spock

The Kobayashi Maru scenario frequently wreaks havoc on students and equipment. As I recall you took the test three times yourself. Your final solution was, shall we say, unique?

Spock

Gentlemen, your work today has been outstanding and I intend to recommend you all for promotion... in whatever fleet we end up serving.

Kirk

You. Help us or die.

Kirk

You're suffering from a Vulcan mind-meld, doctor.

Kirk

How many have paid the price for your impatience? How many have died? How much damage have you done, and what is yet to come?

Lieutenant Saavik

The more they overthink the plumbing, the easier it is to stop up the drain.

Scotty

It is difficult to answer when one does not understand the question.

Ambassador Sarek

I am Pavel Chekov, a commander in Starfleet. United Federation of Planets Service Number 656-5827D.

Chekov

Oh, him? He’s harmless. Part of the free speech movement at Berkeley in the sixties. I think he did a little too much LDS.

Kirk

This is an extremely primitive and paranoid culture.

Kirk

You’re half human, Spock, don’t you have any god damn feelings about that?

Kirk

Behold the quintessential devil in these matters: James T. Kirk, renegade and terrorist.

Klingon Ambassador

Vulcans are well-known as the intellectual puppets of the Federation.

Klingon Ambassador

C'mon Spock, it's me, McCoy. You really have gone where no man's gone before. Can't you tell me what it felt like?

McCoy

I don't know if you've got the whole picture, but he's not exactly working on all thrusters.

McCoy

Damage control is easy. Reading Klingon, that’s hard.

Scotty

Fate, it protects fools, small children and ships called Enterprise.

Riker

I am not a merry man!

Worf

It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose.

Jean-Luc Picard

Logic is the beginning of wisdom, Valeris, not the end.

Spock

I'd be happy to, sir. I just *love* scanning for life forms! Life forms! You pretty little life forms! You precious little life forms! Where are you?

Data

I get it! "The clown can stay, but the Ferengi in the gorilla suit has to leave!" I get it!

Data

I hate this! It is revolting!

Data

They say time is a fire in which we burn; right now I’m running out of time.

Dr. Soran

I don’t need to be lectured by you. I was out saving the galaxy when your grandfather was in diapers. Besides which I think the galaxy owes me one.

Kirk

I take it the odds are against us and the situation is grim.

Kirk

Take us out.

Kirk

You left port without a tractor beam?

Kirk

Finding retirement a little lonely, are we?

Scotty

Dismissed. That’s a Starfleet expression for “get out”.

Captain Janeway

Mind melds... the last time I heard the words "my mind to your mind", I had a headache for two weeks.

Captain Janeway

There are three things to remember about being a starship captain: Keep your shirt tucked in, go down with the ship, and never abandon a member of your crew.

Captain Janeway

We’re Starfleet officers. Weird is part of the job.

Captain Janeway

Fun will now commence.

Seven of Nine

"Impossible" is a word that humans use far too often.

Seven of Nine

I understand the concept of humor. It may not be apparent but I am often amused by human behavior.

Seven of Nine

You are individuals. You are small and you think in small terms.

Seven of Nine

I’m a Doctor, not a counterinsurgent.

The Doctor

If you hear muffled screams, consider that a request for a beam out.

Tom Paris

A law does not make something just.

Neera Ketoul

Genetics is not destiny.

Neera Ketoul

What if the law is wrong?

Christopher Pike

Heading sir?

Chief DeFalco

Bones, there's a thing out there.

Kirk