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If you hear muffled screams, consider that a request for a beam out.
— Tom Paris • Star Trek: Voyager
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Our reading
An editorial interpretation.
The speaker proposes treating muffled screams as a request to be taken away. The dry wording makes an alarming sound into a routine signal. The humour comes from giving distress a neat procedural meaning, as though a calm arrangement could cover the possibility of trouble.
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