Mind melds... the last time I heard the words "my mind to your mind", I had a headache for two weeks.

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• Dismissed. That’s a Starfleet expression for “get out”.
• There are three things to remember about being a starship captain: Keep your shirt tucked in, go down with the ship, and never abandon a member of your crew.
• We’re Starfleet officers. Weird is part of the job.
• Fun will now commence.
• "Impossible" is a word that humans use far too often.
• I understand the concept of humor. It may not be apparent but I am often amused by human behavior.