Austin Powers

It's my happening, baby, and it freaks me out!

Austin Powers

As long as people are still having promiscuous sex with many anonymous partners while at the same time experimenting with mind-expanding drugs in a consequence-free environment, I’ll be sound as a pound!

Austin Powers

Jimi Hendrix deceased, drugs. Janis Joplin deceased, alcohol. Mama Cass deceased, ham sandwich.

Austin Powers

Only sailors use condoms, baby.

Austin Powers

Pardon me for being rude. It was not me, it was my food. It just popped up to say hello, and now it’s gone back down below.

Austin Powers

There are only two things in this world that scares me and one is nuclear war.

Austin Powers

There you are! / Do I know you? / No, but that's where you are. You're there.

Austin Powers

The Cold War's over, Austin. / Well, finally those capitalist pigs will pay for their crimes, eh, comrades? / Austin, we won.

Basil Exposition

Do you like your quasi-futuristic clothes Mr. Powers? I designed them myself.

Dr. Evil

Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to my underground lair. I have gathered here before me the worlds deadliest assassins.

Dr. Evil

Scott, I want you to meet daddy's nemesis, Austin Powers

Dr. Evil

I love chicken, I love liver, Meow Mix Meow Mix please deliver.

Dr. Evil

There's nothing quite like a shorn scrotum. It's breathtaking, really. I suggest you try it yourself.

Dr. Evil

Well, don't look at me like I'm frickin' Frankenstein, give your father a hug.

Dr. Evil

You shot me! You shot me right in the arm and it really hurts!

Mustafa

I just think, like, he hates me. I really think he wants to kill me.

Scott Evil

I was thinking I like animals. Maybe I'd be a vet.

Scott Evil

I hate you! I hate you! I wish I was never artificially created in a lab!

Scott Evil

Mr. Powers, I would never have sex with you, ever! If you were the last man on earth and I was the last woman on earth, and the future of the human race depended on our having sex, simply for procreation, I still would not have sex with you.

Vanessa

Shut up, you bastard... who is fat...

Austin Powers

You're one groovy baby....baby.

Austin Powers

Hot Pocket? Eggo?

Dr. Evil

Mini-Me? Mini-Me? For God's sake, would someone put a frickin' bell on him or something?

Dr. Evil

Mini me, stop humping the laser. Why don't you get a frickin' room already?

Dr. Evil

No, Mini-Me, we do not gnaw on our kitty, we just stroke him and love him.

Dr. Evil

First things first: Where's your shitter? I've got a turtle-head poking out.

Fat Bastard

If you've got a time machine, why don't you just go back and kill Austin Powers when he's sitting on the crapper or something?

Scott Evil