Austin Powers

It's my happening, baby, and it freaks me out!

Austin Powers

As long as people are still having promiscuous sex with many anonymous partners while at the same time experimenting with mind-expanding drugs in a consequence-free environment, I’ll be sound as a pound!

Austin Powers

Jimi Hendrix deceased, drugs. Janis Joplin deceased, alcohol. Mama Cass deceased, ham sandwich.

Austin Powers

Only sailors use condoms, baby.

Austin Powers

Pardon me for being rude. It was not me, it was my food. It just popped up to say hello, and now it’s gone back down below.

Austin Powers

Shall we shag now or shall we shag later?

Austin Powers

There are only two things in this world that scares me and one is nuclear war.

Austin Powers

There you are!

Austin Powers

The Cold War's over, Austin.

Basil Exposition

Do you like your quasi-futuristic clothes Mr. Powers? I designed them myself.

Dr. Evil

Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to my underground lair. I have gathered here before me the worlds deadliest assassins.

Dr. Evil

Let me tell you a little story about a man named Sh! Sh! even before you start. That was a pre-emptive "sh!" Now, I have a whole bag of "sh!" with your name on it.

Dr. Evil

Right. Okay, people, you have to tell me these things, alright? I've been frozen for 30 years, okay? Throw me a freakin bone here. I'm the boss. Need the info.

Dr. Evil

Scott, I want you to meet daddy's nemesis, Austin Powers

Dr. Evil

I love chicken, I love liver, Meow Mix Meow Mix please deliver.

Dr. Evil

There's nothing quite like a shorn scrotum. It's breathtaking, really. I suggest you try it yourself.

Dr. Evil

Well, don't look at me like I'm frickin' Frankenstein, give your father a hug.

Dr. Evil

When I get angry, Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset. And when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset... people die!

Dr. Evil

You shot me! You shot me right in the arm and it really hurts!

Mustafa

I just think, like, he hates me. I really think he wants to kill me.

Scott Evil

I was thinking I like animals. Maybe I'd be a vet.

Scott Evil

I hate you! I hate you! I wish I was never artificially created in a lab!

Scott Evil

So, Mr. Evil -

U.N. Representative

Mr. Powers, I would never have sex with you, ever! If you were the last man on earth and I was the last woman on earth, and the future of the human race depended on our having sex, simply for procreation, I still would not have sex with you.

Vanessa

Shut up, you bastard... who is fat...

Austin Powers

You're one groovy baby....baby.

Austin Powers

Austin, I'm your father.

Dr. Evil

Hot Pocket? Eggo?

Dr. Evil

Mini Me? Mini Me? For God’s sake would somone put a fricken bell on him or something.

Dr. Evil

Mini me, stop humping the laser. Why don't you get a frickin' room already?

Dr. Evil

No, Mini-Me, we do not gnaw on our kitty, we just stroke him and love him.

Dr. Evil

You're not quite evil enough. You're semi-evil. You're quasi-evil. You're the margarine of evil. You're the Diet Coke of evil, just one calorie, not evil enough.

Dr. Evil

Baby, the other other white meat.

Fat Bastard

First things first: Where's your shitter? I've got a turtle-head poking out.

Fat Bastard

Get over here! I'm gonna eat ya! I'm bigger than you. I'm higher on the food chain. Get in my belly!

Fat Bastard

I'm dead sexy!

Fat Bastard

I want my baby back, baby back, baby back ribs.

Fat Bastard

If you've got a time machine, why don't you just go back and kill Austin Powers when he's sitting on the crapper or something?

Scott Evil