If you've got a time machine, why don't you just go back and kill Austin Powers when he's sitting on the crapper or something?

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• I put the grrrr in swinger, baby!
• Shut up, you bastard... who is fat...
• You're one groovy baby....baby.
• Austin, I'm your father.
• Hot Pocket? Eggo?
• Mini Me? Mini Me? For God’s sake would somone put a fricken bell on him or something.