I put the grrrr in swinger, baby!
Austin
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I put the grrrr in swinger, baby!
Austin
Shut up, you bastard... who is fat...
Austin
You're one groovy baby....baby.
Austin
Austin, I'm your father.
Dr. Evil
Hot Pocket? Eggo?
Dr. Evil

Mini Me? Mini Me? For God’s sake would somone put a fricken bell on him or something.
Dr. Evil

Mini me, stop humping the laser. Why don't you get a frickin' room already?
Dr. Evil

No, Mini-Me, we do not gnaw on our kitty, we just stroke him and love him.
Dr. Evil
No, Mini-Me, we do not knaw on our kitty, we just stroke him and love him.
Dr. Evil

You're not quite evil enough. You're semi-evil. You're quasi-evil. You're the margarine of evil. You're the Diet Coke of evil, just one calorie, not evil enough.
Dr. Evil
Baby, the other other white meat.
Fat Bastard

First things first: Where's your shitter? I've got a turtle-head poking out.
Fat Bastard
Get over here! I'm gonna eat ya! I'm bigger than you. I'm higher on the food chain. Get in my belly!
Fat Bastard
I'm dead sexy!
Fat Bastard

I want my baby back, baby back, baby back ribs.
Fat Bastard
If you've got a time machine, why don't you just go back and kill Austin Powers when he's sitting on the crapper or something?
Scott