Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me

Shut up, you bastard... who is fat...

Austin Powers

You're one groovy baby....baby.

Austin Powers

Austin, I'm your father.

Dr. Evil

Mini Me? Mini Me? For God’s sake would somone put a fricken bell on him or something.

Dr. Evil

Mini me, stop humping the laser. Why don't you get a frickin' room already?

Dr. Evil

No, Mini-Me, we do not gnaw on our kitty, we just stroke him and love him.

Dr. Evil

You're not quite evil enough. You're semi-evil. You're quasi-evil. You're the margarine of evil. You're the Diet Coke of evil, just one calorie, not evil enough.

Dr. Evil

First things first: Where's your shitter? I've got a turtle-head poking out.

Fat Bastard

Get over here! I'm gonna eat ya! I'm bigger than you. I'm higher on the food chain. Get in my belly!

Fat Bastard

I'm dead sexy!

Fat Bastard

If you've got a time machine, why don't you just go back and kill Austin Powers when he's sitting on the crapper or something?

Scott Evil