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First things first: Where's your shitter? I've got a turtle-head poking out.

— Fat Bastard ‧ Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me

A green toy turtle emerges from a pink cardboard tube beside an empty brown tube.
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This is a blunt, gross-out arrival line. The speaker skips any greeting and demands the bathroom, using a cartoonish image of a turtle poking its head out to show how urgent it is. The humour is in the crude, exaggerated honesty.

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