Scott Evil

Austin Powers4 lines on file

I just think, like, he hates me. I really think he wants to kill me.

A small paper figure peers from behind a purple stapler beside a tall closed umbrella. — Original artwork

I just think, like, he hates me. I really think he wants to kill me.

Scott Evil

A felt rabbit with a small paper bandage on one ear on a wooden stool, in lavender and yellow tones. — Original artwork

I was thinking I like animals. Maybe I'd be a vet.

Scott Evil

Painterly car side mirror showing swirling stars and a glowing clock face. — Original artwork

If you've got a time machine, why don't you just go back and kill Austin Powers when he's sitting on the crapper or something?

Scott Evil

A glass flask on a metal stand contains a folded paper figure, with lilac liquid pooled inside and a drop below. — Original artwork

I hate you! I hate you! I wish I was never artificially created in a lab!

Scott Evil