Name: Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
Genre: spy film, parody film, crime film
Duration: 95 min
Cast: Elizabeth Hurley, Michael York, Mimi Rogers, Robert Wagner, Seth Green

A vintage microphone on a stand in front of three empty red chairs against a powder-blue background. — Original artwork

It's my happening, baby, and it freaks me out!

Austin Powers

Painterly mirrored disco ball beside a steaming patterned teacup on orange and purple shag. — Original artwork

As long as people are still having promiscuous sex with many anonymous partners while at the same time experimenting with mind-expanding drugs in a consequence-free environment, I’ll be sound as a pound!

Austin Powers

A small aged brass hourglass with almost no sand left in the top, casting a long soft shadow on a dark blue background. — Original artwork

Jimi Hendrix deceased, drugs. Janis Joplin deceased, alcohol. Mama Cass deceased, ham sandwich.

Austin Powers

A weathered round shield rests against folded cloth with a white feather along its rim in warm dawn light. — Original artwork

Only sailors use condoms, baby.

Austin Powers

A shaggy-haired man in glasses raises a sake cup from a bubble-filled wooden tub in a Japanese-style Las Vegas penthouse as a woman in a red kimono gasps. — Original artwork

Pardon me for being rude. It was not me, it was my food. It just popped up to say hello, and now it’s gone back down below.

Austin Powers

A Las Vegas hotel suite at night in pop-art colour: a man in a blue velvet suit leans on the post of a round bed while a woman in a short dress and white boots stands across the room, arms folded. — Original artwork

Shall we shag now or shall we shag later?

Austin Powers

Three miniature houses stand on a low blue mound beside a small black spherical bomb with a curved fuse. — Original artwork

There are only two things in this world that scares me and one is nuclear war.

Austin Powers

Magnifying glass on a low brass stand above a long white feather — Original artwork

There you are! / Do I know you? / No, but that's where you are. You're there.

Austin Powers

Painterly green seedling growing in soil inside a rusted metal helmet. — Original artwork

The Cold War's over, Austin. / Well, finally those capitalist pigs will pay for their crimes, eh, comrades? / Austin, we won.

Basil Exposition

Shiny blue tights hang over a hollow ceramic head-shaped vase against a green background. — Original artwork

Do you like your quasi-futuristic clothes Mr. Powers? I designed them myself.

Dr. Evil

A partly buried teacup opens onto a glowing magenta staircase, with small black chess pieces lined up at its base. — Original artwork

Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to my underground lair. I have gathered here before me the worlds deadliest assassins.

Dr. Evil

In a lava-lit lair, a bald man in a grey suit and a sullen teenager in a leather jacket stand before a glowing green tank of mutated sea bass, a hairless cat perched on a cushion beside them. — Original artwork

Let me tell you a little story about a man named Shh! Shh! Even before you start, that was a pre-emptive "Shh!" Just know I have a whole bag of "Shh!" with your name on it.

Dr. Evil

A sleek underground lair: a bald man in a grey suit at the head of a round map-topped conference table holds out an open hand to his silhouetted henchmen. — Original artwork

Throw me a frickin' bone here. I'm the boss. Need the info.

Dr. Evil

Painterly two carved faces turned toward each other, one glowing gold, on dark blue cloth. — Original artwork

Scott, I want you to meet daddy's nemesis, Austin Powers

Dr. Evil

Two small chicken figures and a blue fish sit in a cat-faced bowl beside a curling red ribbon. — Original artwork

I love chicken, I love liver, Meow Mix Meow Mix please deliver.

Dr. Evil

A peach with a smooth pale patch stands on a turquoise saucer beside a small silver razor. — Original artwork

There's nothing quite like a shorn scrotum. It's breathtaking, really. I suggest you try it yourself.

Dr. Evil

Pair of stitched leather gloves enclosing a scarlet embroidered heart patch — Original artwork

Well, don't look at me like I'm frickin' Frankenstein, give your father a hug.

Dr. Evil

A lava-lit lair seen from low: a high-backed swivel chair turned away at the head of a conference table, a hairless sphynx cat glaring from its arm, lava lamps and a rocket behind. — Original artwork

When Dr. Evil gets angry, Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset. And when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset... people die!

Dr. Evil

A bald villain in a grey suit sits in a white leather chair with a hairless cat in a volcano lair, seen from behind. — Original artwork

Why must I be surrounded by frickin’ idiots?

Dr. Evil

Painterly torn coat sleeve beside an open red first-aid tin and loose bandages. — Original artwork

You shot me! You shot me right in the arm and it really hurts!

Mustafa

A small paper figure peers from behind a purple stapler beside a tall closed umbrella. — Original artwork

I just think, like, he hates me. I really think he wants to kill me.

Scott Evil

A felt rabbit with a small paper bandage on one ear on a wooden stool, in lavender and yellow tones. — Original artwork

I was thinking I like animals. Maybe I'd be a vet.

Scott Evil

A glass flask on a metal stand contains a folded paper figure, with lilac liquid pooled inside and a drop below. — Original artwork

I hate you! I hate you! I wish I was never artificially created in a lab!

Scott Evil

A wood-panelled council chamber: delegates at a curved table watch a huge screen where a bald man, pinky to his lips, broadcasts from a lava-lit lair with an eye-patched henchman at his shoulder. — Original artwork

Now, Mr. Evil... / Dr. Evil. I didn't spend six years in evil medical school to be called 'mister', thank you very much.

Dr. Evil

Three carved theatrical masks in black, charcoal and pale grey show different degrees of frowning against slate. — Original artwork

Mr. Powers, I would never have sex with you, ever! If you were the last man on earth and I was the last woman on earth, and the future of the human race depended on our having sex, simply for procreation, I still would not have sex with you.

Vanessa

A man in a velvet suit, seen from behind, gives a thumbs-up in a 1960s bachelor pad with a sunken conversation pit, lava lamp and shag rug. — Original artwork

Yeah, baby!

Austin Powers

A bald man in a grey suit holds forth in a group-therapy circle of teal chairs while a sulky teenage son slumps beside him. — Original artwork

My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium... He would make outrageous claims, like he invented the question mark.

Dr. Evil

An underground lair glowing orange and red: a bald man in a high-backed chair, a hairless cat on its arm, presides over a round conference table of silhouetted henchmen beneath a world map. — Original artwork

We get the warhead and hold the world ransom for... one million dollars!

Dr. Evil

A psychedelic lair of swirling colour: a bald man in a grey suit gestures at a glowing green tank of ugly mutated sea bass beside an eye-patched henchman, a dangling cage above it. — Original artwork

I have one simple request, and that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads!

Dr. Evil

A 1990s Las Vegas casino in purple and gold: a man in a purple velvet suit with a hand on his chest and a woman in a black-and-white op-art mini-dress stand at a blackjack table. — Original artwork

Allow myself to introduce... myself.

Austin Powers

A grand honeymoon suite at night: a man in a red velvet suit clutches his head and a woman in a red, white and blue dress turns in surprise as a shoe flies at them from a hulking silhouetted assassin. — Original artwork

Who throws a shoe? Honestly!

Austin Powers

A blackjack table in a Las Vegas casino: a man in a purple velvet suit sits with his cards while across the table an eye-patched man in shadow beams a green X-ray light across the deck. — Original artwork

I like to live dangerously. / I also like to live dangerously.

Number Two

A 1967 London fashion shoot against a giant Union Jack: a photographer in a blue velvet suit kneels with his camera among models in mod mini-dresses and go-go boots. — Original artwork

Oh, behave!

Austin Powers

An underground lair glowing with lava: a bald man in a swivel chair faces a cracked Earth globe pierced by a drill, as a man in a purple velvet suit looks on from the shadows. — Original artwork

I'm still going to melt every city on the planet with liquid hot magma.

Dr. Evil

A snarling mutated sea bass with bulging yellow eyes fills a lair's glass tank, the silhouettes of a bald man and an eye-patched henchman reflected in the glass. — Original artwork

Are they ill-tempered? / Absolutely. / That's a start.

Dr. Evil

A sunny Las Vegas corporate atrium on a factory tour: a man in a blue velvet suit leans in close to a woman in a red, white and blue mini-dress among the tour group. — Original artwork

I think you're shagadelic, baby. You're switched on. You're smashing.

Austin Powers