There's nothing quite like a shorn scrotum. It's breathtaking, really. I suggest you try it yourself.

More from Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery

• It's my happening, baby, and it freaks me out!*
• It’s my happening, baby, and it freaks me out!* (quote actually debuted in the Roger Ebert screenplay for Beyond the Valley of the Dolls)
• As long as people are still having promiscuous sex with many anonymous partners while at the same time experimenting with mind-expanding drugs in a consequence-free environment, I’ll be sound as a pound!
• Jimi Hendrix deceased, drugs. Janis Joplin deceased, alcohol. Mama Cass deceased, ham sandwich.
• Only sailors use condoms, baby.
• Pardon me for being rude. It was not me, it was my food. It just popped up to say hello, and now it’s gone back down below.