Austin, I'm your father.
Dr. Evil
- Played by
- Mike Myers
- First appearance
- Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
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Dr. Evil is a character from Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery with 17 quotes on QuoteGeek.
Do you like your quasi-futuristic clothes Mr. Powers? I designed them myself.
Dr. Evil
Hot Pocket? Eggo?
Dr. Evil
Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to my underground lair. I have gathered here before me the worlds deadliest assassins.
Dr. Evil
Let me tell you a little story about a man named Sh! Sh! even before you start. That was a pre-emptive "sh!" Now, I have a whole bag of "sh!" with your name on it.
Dr. Evil
Mini Me? Mini Me? For God’s sake would somone put a fricken bell on him or something.
Dr. Evil
Mini me, stop humping the laser. Why don't you get a frickin' room already?
Dr. Evil
No, Mini-Me, we do not gnaw on our kitty, we just stroke him and love him.
Dr. Evil
No, Mini-Me, we do not knaw on our kitty, we just stroke him and love him.
Dr. Evil
Right. Okay, people, you have to tell me these things, alright? I've been frozen for 30 years, okay? Throw me a freakin bone here. I'm the boss. Need the info.
Dr. Evil
Scott, I want you to meet daddy's nemesis, Austin Powers
Dr. Evil
I love chicken, I love liver, Meow Mix Meow Mix please deliver.
Dr. Evil
There's nothing quite like a shorn scrotum. It's breathtaking, really. I suggest you try it yourself.
Dr. Evil
Well, don't look at me like I'm frickin' Frankenstein, give your father a hug.
Dr. Evil
When I get angry, Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset. And when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset... people die!
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Why must I be surrounded by frickin’ idiots?
Dr. Evil
You're not quite evil enough. You're semi-evil. You're quasi-evil. You're the margarine of evil. You're the Diet Coke of evil, just one calorie, not evil enough.
Dr. Evil