Dr. Evil — Characters

Austin, I'm your father.

Dr. Evil

Shiny blue tights hang over a hollow ceramic head-shaped vase against a green background. — Original artwork

Do you like your quasi-futuristic clothes Mr. Powers? I designed them myself.

Dr. Evil

Hot Pocket? Eggo?

Dr. Evil

A partly buried teacup opens onto a glowing magenta staircase, with small black chess pieces lined up at its base. — Original artwork

Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to my underground lair. I have gathered here before me the worlds deadliest assassins.

Dr. Evil

A burlap sack spills folded paper scraps onto a red velvet stool and the ground beneath it. — Original artwork

Let me tell you a little story about a man named Sh! Sh! even before you start. That was a pre-emptive "sh!" Now, I have a whole bag of "sh!" with your name on it.

Dr. Evil

A small faceless grey felt figure wears a brass bell on magenta ribbon while sitting on a lime-green cushion. — Original artwork

Mini Me? Mini Me? For God’s sake would somone put a fricken bell on him or something.

Dr. Evil

Painterly chrome cone on a dark red cushion with a thin red beam crossing it. — Original artwork

Mini me, stop humping the laser. Why don't you get a frickin' room already?

Dr. Evil

Painterly curled grey fur resting on a round burgundy cushion with gold trim. — Original artwork

No, Mini-Me, we do not gnaw on our kitty, we just stroke him and love him.

Dr. Evil

No, Mini-Me, we do not knaw on our kitty, we just stroke him and love him.

Dr. Evil

Right. Okay, people, you have to tell me these things, alright? I've been frozen for 30 years, okay? Throw me a freakin bone here. I'm the boss. Need the info.

Dr. Evil

Scott, I want you to meet daddy's nemesis, Austin Powers

Dr. Evil

Two small chicken figures and a blue fish sit in a cat-faced bowl beside a curling red ribbon. — Original artwork

I love chicken, I love liver, Meow Mix Meow Mix please deliver.

Dr. Evil

A peach with a smooth pale patch stands on a turquoise saucer beside a small silver razor. — Original artwork

There's nothing quite like a shorn scrotum. It's breathtaking, really. I suggest you try it yourself.

Dr. Evil

Pair of stitched leather gloves enclosing a scarlet embroidered heart patch — Original artwork

Well, don't look at me like I'm frickin' Frankenstein, give your father a hug.

Dr. Evil

Three miniature houses stand on a low blue mound beside a small black spherical bomb with a curved fuse. — Original artwork

When I get angry, Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset. And when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset... people die!

Dr. Evil

Why must I be surrounded by frickin’ idiots?

Dr. Evil

A pale yellow wedge and a plain silver drinks can stand together on a small ceramic plate against a light green background. — Original artwork

You're not quite evil enough. You're semi-evil. You're quasi-evil. You're the margarine of evil. You're the Diet Coke of evil, just one calorie, not evil enough.

Dr. Evil