As long as people are still having promiscuous sex with many anonymous partners while at the same time experimenting with mind-expanding drugs in a consequence-free environment, I’ll be sound as a pound!
Austin Powers
Jimi Hendrix deceased, drugs. Janis Joplin deceased, alcohol. Mama Cass deceased, ham sandwich.
Austin Powers
Only sailors use condoms, baby.
Austin Powers
Pardon me for being rude. It was not me, it was my food. It just popped up to say hello, and now it’s gone back down below.
Austin Powers
Shall we shag now or shall we shag later?
Austin Powers
There are only two things in this world that scares me and one is nuclear war.
Austin Powers