Actually, I do own property. My grandfather left me a 60-acre working beet farm. I run it with my cousin Mose. We sell beets to the local stores and restaurants. It’s a nice little farm… sometimes teenagers use it for sex.
Dwight Schrute
The Office
The Office on QuoteGeek: 44 lines from 2 series, 2001 to 2005.
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I'm a friend first and a boss second, probably an entertainer third.
— David Brent, The Office Staff pick
— David Brent, The Office Staff pick
— David Brent, The Office Staff pick
— David Brent, The Office Staff pick
— Gareth Keenan, The Office Staff pick
Will there ever be a boy born who can swim faster than a shark?
— Gareth Keenan, The Office Staff pick
— David Brent, The Office Staff pick
— Michael Scott, The Office (U.S.) Staff pick
Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy, both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.
— Michael Scott, The Office (U.S.) Staff pick
— Jim Halpert, The Office (U.S.) Staff pick
— Michael Scott, The Office (U.S.) Staff pick
— Michael Scott, The Office (U.S.) Staff pick
Identity theft is not a joke, Jim! Millions of families suffer every year!
— Dwight Schrute, The Office (U.S.) Staff pick
— Michael Scott, The Office (U.S.) Staff pick
— Kevin Malone, The Office (U.S.) Staff pick
— Michael Scott, The Office (U.S.) Staff pick
— Michael Scott, The Office (U.S.) Staff pick
— Michael Scott, The Office (U.S.) Staff pick
— Michael Scott, The Office (U.S.) Staff pick
— Michael Scott, The Office (U.S.) Staff pick
— Michael Scott, The Office (U.S.) Staff pick
— Michael Scott, The Office (U.S.) Staff pick
I wish there was a way to know you're in the good old days before you've actually left them.
— Andy Bernard, The Office (U.S.) Staff pick
— Michael Scott, The Office (U.S.) Staff pick
— Kelly Kapoor, The Office (U.S.) Staff pick
— Stanley Hudson, The Office (U.S.) Staff pick
— Pam Beesly, The Office (U.S.) Staff pick
— Michael Scott, The Office (U.S.) Staff pick
— Stanley Hudson, The Office (U.S.) Staff pick
You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. - Wayne Gretzky - Michael Scott
— Michael Scott, The Office (U.S.) Staff pick
— Dwight Schrute, The Office (U.S.) Staff pick
I just want to lie on the beach and eat hot dogs. That's all I've ever wanted.
— Kevin Malone, The Office (U.S.) Staff pick
There's a lot of beauty in ordinary things. Isn't that kind of the point?
— Pam Beesly, The Office (U.S.) Staff pick
— Michael Scott, The Office (U.S.) Staff pick
I'm an early bird and I'm a night owl, so I'm wise and I have worms.
— Michael Scott, The Office (U.S.) Staff pick
— Michael Scott, The Office (U.S.) Staff pick
I am running away from my responsibilities. And it feels good.
— Michael Scott, The Office (U.S.)
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The purse girl hits everything on my checklist: creamy skin, straight teeth, curly hair, amazing breasts. Not for me, for my children. The Schrutes produce very thirsty babies.
Dwight Schrute
Am I going to tell them? No, I’m not going to tell them. I don’t see the point of that. As a doctor, you would not tell a patient if they had cancer.
Michael Scott
Hi. I'm Michael Scott. I'm in charge of Dunder Mifflin Paper Products here in Scranton, Pennsylvania, but I'm also the founder of Diversity Tomorrow, because today is almost over.
Michael Scott
I don’t understand… you want to see other people? Only other people?
Michael Scott
You know what they say about a car wreck, where it's so awful you can't look away? The Dundies are like a car wreck that you want to look away, but you have to stare at it because your boss is making you.
Pam Beesly
Technically, I am in Human Resources, and Dwight was asking about human anatomy. I'm just sad the public school system failed him so badly.
Toby Flenderson