I'm a friend first and a boss second, probably an entertainer third.
David Brent
The Office
I'm a friend first and a boss second, probably an entertainer third.
A chilled-out entertainer.
David Brent
Under 'weaknesses', you've put 'eczema'.
David Brent
If you want the rainbow, you've gotta put up with the rain. Do you know which 'philosopher' said that? Dolly Parton.
David Brent
He's put my stapler inside a jelly again. That's the third time he's done that. It wasn't even funny the first time. ... I told him once that I don't like jelly. I don't trust the way it moves.
Gareth Keenan
Will there ever be a boy born who can swim faster than a shark?
Gareth Keenan
Chris, why don't you fuck off?
David Brent