Actually, I do own property. My grandfather left me a 60-acre working beet farm. I run it with my cousin Mose. We sell beets to the local stores and restaurants. It’s a nice little farm… sometimes teenagers use it for sex.
Dwight
- Cast
- Steve Carell, Rainn Wilson, John Krasinski, Ed Helms, Jenna Fischer, B. J. Novak
- Network
- NBC
- Genres
- sitcom, mockumentary
- Country
- United States
Facts: Wikidata (CC0), as of 2026-07-09
The purse girl hits everything on my checklist: creamy skin, straight teeth, curly hair, amazing breasts. Not for me, for my children. The Schrutes produce very thirsty babies.
Dwight
Abraham Lincoln once said that “If you’re a racist, I will attack you with the North,” and those are the principles that I carry with me in the workplace.
Michael
Am I going to tell them? No, I’m not going to tell them. I don’t see the point of that. As a doctor, you would not tell a patient if they had cancer.
Michael
Hi, I’m Michael Scott, Regional Manager of Dunder Mifflin Scranton. I’m also the founder of Diversity Tomorrow, because Today is almost over.
Michael
I don’t understand… you want to see other people? Only other people?
Michael
Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy, both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.
Michael
You know what they say about a car wreck, where it’s so awful you can’t look away? The Dundies are like a car wreck that you want to look away from but you have to stare at it because your boss is making you.
Pam
Technically, I am in Human Resources, and Dwight was asking me about human anatomy. I’m just sad the public school system failed him so badly.
Toby