A black-and-white cow stands behind a wooden fence on a sunny cartoon hillside, a red skateboard and a slingshot left in the grass, cooling towers on the horizon.

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Bart

Don't have a cow, man.

— The Simpsons · 1989

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What it means

Our interpretation.

It is 1990 compressed into five words: an animated ten-year-old becoming a worldwide merchandise machine on the strength of a cheeky, nonsense put-down. It nearly stood for the whole show. The joke now is how dated it feels, which the show itself teases, and saying it today is pure nostalgia.

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"Don't have a cow, man" was one of Bart Simpson's calling cards in the show's early years: a way of telling someone to calm down. Fan wikis list it with "Eat my shorts" and "Ay, caramba" as the first-seasons catchphrases that ended up on bootleg t-shirts. The show later teases its own fame. Marge says in "Summer of 4 Ft. 2" that Bart hasn't said it in years, and Lisa borrows it to impress teenagers. In a later episode Bart sings it to the tune of "Hava Nagila".

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