Bart — Characters

Two porcelain figurines, one polished and one chipped, facing each other on a small silver tray against a plum background. — Original artwork

Ah, man! I’m only ten and I already have two mortal enemies!

Bart

Painterly black and white cow beside muddy boots on a small grassy patch against yellow-green. — Original artwork

Don't have a cow, man.

Bart

I'm looking for a Mr. Jass. First name Hugh.

Bart

Leonard Nimoy? What are you doing here?

Bart

Small porcelain hand reaching toward a tiny red balloon on a coiled red string — Original artwork

Please dad?

Bart

The Flanders' are a bunch of geeks, man.

Bart

Two paper cups connected by a straight string rest on separate small wooden stools. — Original artwork

Well, I believe you dad.

Bart

A small metal pail wearing a gold crown rests on a teal cushion beside a loose gold ribbon. — Original artwork

What's everyone's problem? I'm glad we're stranded. It'll be just like the Swiss Family Robinson, only with more cursing. We're gonna live like kings. Damn hell ass kings!

Bart

A tilted glass jar containing a golden question mark, resting on plum velvet. — Original artwork

What the hell is this?

Bart