Chief Wiggum — Characters

A mint tissue box with a raised tissue, a crumpled tissue and a brass ring beside it. — Original artwork

Good luck, Ralphie. If your nose starts bleeding, it means you're picking it too much. Or not enough.

Chief Wiggum

Three carved theatrical masks in black, charcoal and pale grey show different degrees of frowning against slate. — Original artwork

Sideshow Bob has no decency. He called me Chief Piggum!

Chief Wiggum

A folded metallic paper airplane trails orange smoke through a stormy blue sky. — Original artwork

Okay, folks, show's over. Nothing to see here, show's... Oh my God! A horrible plane crash! Hey, everybody, get a load of this flaming wreckage! Come on, crowd around, crowd around! Don't be shy, crowd around!

Chief Wiggum