"You have 30 minutes to move your car", "You have 10 minutes","Your car has been impounded", "Your car has been crushed into a cube", "You have 30 minutes to move your cube".
Homer
Homer is a character from The Simpsons with 48 quotes on QuoteGeek.
Aah! Hey, get off my sugar. Bad bees! Bad! Ow. Oww! Oh, they're defending themselves somehow!
Homer
(after shooting zombie Flanders in the head)Flanders was a zombie?!
Homer
A hundred bucks? For a comic book? Who drew it, Micha-ma-langelo?
Homer
Aww there's only one beer left and it's Bart's!
Homer
Can I at least make you coffee Mr. Burns?
Homer
Could you open the window? The cops have daddy's prints on file.
Homer
Every time I learn something new, a little of the old gets pushed outta my brain, remember that time I took that wine making course and forgot how to drive?
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Flanders was a zombie?
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God bless those Pagans.
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Hello. My name is Mr. Burns.
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Hmm. I guess Bart's not to blame. He's lucky, too, because it's spanking season, and I got a hankerin' for some spankerin'.
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Homer no function beer well without.
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How 'bout it, Bart? Would you like a backyard BBQ pit?
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I like my beers cold and my homosexuals flaming.
Homer
I love you, honey.
Homer
I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman.
Homer
I'm pretty sure I can struggle my way out. First I'll just reach in and pull my legs out ... now I'll pull my arms out with my face.
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I sure could go for a hot dog right about now.
Homer
It's like a friggin country bear jambaroo around here.
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Listen to 'em. Watchin' my television. Sittin' on my couch. You better not be in my ass groove!
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Marge, can we trade? I don't trust these guys.
Homer
Marge, we had a deal. Your sisters don't come here after six and I stop eating your lipstick.
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Maybe for once, someone will call me 'sir' without adding 'You're making a scene'.
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Mel Brooks is Jewish?
Homer
Mmmm...64 slices of American Cheese. 63. 62....
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No beer and T.V. make Homer something something...
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No. Coal mining may be your life, but it's not mine. I'm never going down there again. I wanna go into space.
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Now I've had my head in an elephant, a hippo, and a giant sloth.
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Oh Lisa! You and your stories! Bart's a vampire! Beer kills brain cells! Now let's go back to that...building...thingie...where our beds and TV...is.
Homer
Oh no! Aliens! Bio-duplication! Nude consperesicies! Oh my God! Linden Lerouche was right!!
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Oh, they have the internet on computers now!
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Okay it's the standard Grandpa Drill, everyone into the cellar!
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OOoooo! Look at me Marge! I'm making people happy! I'm the magical man from happy land! In case you couldn't tell, I was being sarcastic!
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People die all the time, just like that. Why you could wake up dead tomorrow.....Well, goodnight!
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Please, Marge. How often can I see a movie of this caliber on late night tv?
Homer
Sometimes the only way you can feel good about yourself is by making someone else look bad. And I'm tired of making other people feel good about themselves.
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Stupid cats. With their fancy footwork and their crafty schemes to steal all my smelts!
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The human wang is a beautiful thing.
Homer
To alcohol - the cause of, and solution to all of life's problems.
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Trying is the first step towards failure.
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Volunteering is for suckers. Did you know that so called 'Volunteers' don't even get paid?
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Well, honey, what do you like? Tuba-ma-ba? Oba-ma-bo? That one? Saxa-ma-phone?
Homer
When you’re an experienced woodsman, you get a feel for these things. It’s like a third sense.
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Whoops. Sorry, son. I didn't know you, Jay Leno, and a monkey were bathing a clown.
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Why won't you be art?!
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Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked!
Homer
Your suitcase is light.
Homer