Last night's 'Itchy and Scratchy Show' was, without a doubt, the worst episode ever. Rest assured, I was on the internet within minutes, registering my disgust throughout the world.
Comic Book Guy
- First appearance
- Three Men and a Comic Book
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Comic Book Guy is a character from The Simpsons with 3 quotes on QuoteGeek.
No banging your head against the display case, please. It contains a rare copy of Mary Worth in which she has advised a friend to commit suicide.
Comic Book Guy
Oh loneliness and cheeseburgers are a deadly combination.
Comic Book Guy