Dear Mr. President, There are too many states nowadays. Please eliminate three.
Grandpa
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Dear Mr. President, There are too many states nowadays. Please eliminate three. P.S. I am not a crackpot.
Grandpa
Dong? Where is my automobile?
Grandpa
I can say what I want, I still got Nazi bullets in my ass.
Grandpa
I haven't felt this relaxed and carefree since I was watch commander at Pearl Harbor.
Grandpa
I'm filled with piss n' vinegar! ... at first I was just filled with vinegar.
Grandpa
I'm going to the outhouse.
Grandpa
I used to be with 'it', but then they changed what 'it' was. Now what I'm with isn't 'it' anymore and what's 'it' seems weird and scary.
Grandpa
I used to be with ‘it’, but then they changed what ‘it’ was. Now what I’m with isn’t ‘it’ anymore and what’s ‘it’ seems weird and scary. It’ll happen to you!
Grandpa
Losers are people who are so afraid of not winning, they don't even try.
Grandpa
Ow! Today's grass is much sharper than the grass in my day.
Grandpa
Pull your chair closer, my son.
Grandpa