Grandpa — Characters

A navy blue ballot box with a single paper slip drifting away from it on a thread. — Original artwork

Dear Mr. President, There are too many states nowadays. Please eliminate three.

Grandpa

Dear Mr. President, There are too many states nowadays. Please eliminate three. P.S. I am not a crackpot.

Grandpa

A black toy car sits in a row of empty pastel-colored parking spaces viewed from above on gray ground. — Original artwork

Dong? Where is my automobile?

Grandpa

A worn brown leather armchair has a blue patch on its seat, a spool of thread on the cushion and a teal throw over one arm. — Original artwork

I can say what I want, I still got Nazi bullets in my ass.

Grandpa

Two empty wooden chairs overlooking the sea at sunset. — Original artwork

I haven't felt this relaxed and carefree since I was watch commander at Pearl Harbor.

Grandpa

I'm filled with piss n' vinegar! ... at first I was just filled with vinegar.

Grandpa

I'm going to the outhouse.

Grandpa

A small wooden figure casts two shadows in opposite directions across cracked orange ground. — Original artwork

I used to be with 'it', but then they changed what 'it' was. Now what I'm with isn't 'it' anymore and what's 'it' seems weird and scary.

Grandpa

I used to be with ‘it’, but then they changed what ‘it’ was. Now what I’m with isn’t ‘it’ anymore and what’s ‘it’ seems weird and scary. It’ll happen to you!

Grandpa

A small sneaker with loose laces at a white chalk line on a tangerine floor, with a footprint just past the line. — Original artwork

Losers are people who are so afraid of not winning, they don't even try.

Grandpa

Painterly tall green grass blade holding dew drops against a lavender and gold dawn. — Original artwork

Ow! Today's grass is much sharper than the grass in my day.

Grandpa

Two small wooden chairs side by side and one separate empty chair on a gray-blue floor against a mustard wall. — Original artwork

Pull your chair closer, my son.

Grandpa