A navy blue ballot box with a single paper slip drifting away from it on a thread.

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Grandpa

Dear Mr. President, There are too many states nowadays. Please eliminate three. P.S. I am not a crackpot.

— The Simpsons  ·  1989

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What it means

Our interpretation.

Grandpa writes an absurdly drastic request to the president and then denies being a crackpot. The denial compounds the joke because it follows the unexplained proposal to eliminate three states.

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