More from George Burns
- Happiness is having a large, loving, caring close-knit family in another city.
- If I paid $3 or $4 for a cigar, first I’d sleep with it.
- Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.
- When I was young I was called a rugged individualist. When I was in my fifties I was considered eccentric. Here I am doing and saying the same things I did then and I’m labeled senile.
Last reviewed 2026-07-06