At my age flowers scare me.
George Burns
- Life
- 1896-1996
- Occupations
- comedian, writer, television actor
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Happiness is having a large, loving, caring close-knit family in another city.
George Burns
If I paid $3 or $4 for a cigar, first I’d sleep with it.
George Burns
Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.
George Burns
When I was young I was called a rugged individualist. When I was in my fifties I was considered eccentric. Here I am doing and saying the same things I did then and I’m labeled senile.
George Burns