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I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!
— Dennis • Monty Python and the Holy Grail

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Our reading
An editorial interpretation.
The speaker imagines claiming to be emperor because someone threw a sword at them, then predicts being locked up for it. The hypothetical exposes how absurd such a basis for authority would sound in another person’s mouth. Crude, dismissive phrasing sharpens the challenge to royal legitimacy.
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