More from Melanie Carmichael
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- Well, you must be Jake's hot date. I'm Melanie, Jake's snotty Yankee bitch wife whom he refuses to divorce.
- You dumb stubborn redneck hick.
- You’re the first boy I ever kissed, Jake, and I want you to be the last.
- And in the middle of all this, I started to think about the one thing that makes me feel really good and makes immediate sense...and it's you.
- Absence diminishes commonplace passions and increases great ones, as the wind extinguishes candles and kindles fire.
Last reviewed 2026-07-09