Ouiser — Characters

A tiny white sink with brass taps, a blue bow tie and a towel beside a stack of blue-rimmed plates. — Original artwork

He's a real gentleman, I bet he takes the dishes out of the sink before he pees in it.

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Painterly frayed rope forming a loose loop against a dark starry blue background. — Original artwork

I am just about at the end of my rope with you.

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A small empty cinema screen with red curtains stands on a green base beside a curling filmstrip at sunset. — Original artwork

I don't see plays, 'cause I can nap at home for free. And I dont see movies 'cause they're trash, and they ain't got nothin' but naked people in 'em! And I don't read books, 'cause if they're any good they're gonna make 'em into a miniseries.

Ouiser

Painterly cracked brass compass partly buried in grey ash and glowing embers. — Original artwork

This is it, I've found it, I'm in hell.

Ouiser