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Shut your fat-ass, Rayvie! I can't go buy a pack of smokes without runnin' into nine guys you've fucked!
— Rocco · The Boondock Saints
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Our reading
An editorial interpretation.
An angry, exaggerated rant. The speaker says he can't run a tiny errand like buying cigarettes without bumping into nine people the other person has slept with. The hyperbole is the joke: it turns a small outing into a running gauntlet of awkward encounters.
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