The Kingdom of Heaven is at hand.
Chief
Are you trying to make me look stupid in front of the other guests?
Colonel Mustard
Do you like Kipling, Miss Scarlet?
Colonel Mustard
There's no need to shout!
Colonel Mustard
This is war, Peacock! Casualties are inevitable. You can't make an omelette without breaking eggs, every cook will tell you that!
Colonel Mustard
[Front door opens]
Why is the car stopped?
Miss Scarlet
Who would want to kill the cook?
Mr. Green
Split up?!?
Mrs. Peacock
Are you a cop?
Mrs. White
Flies are where men are most vulnerable!
Mrs. White
He threatened to kill me in public.
Mrs. White
Husbands should be like Kleenex. Soft, strong, and disposable.
Mrs. White
Life after death is as improbable as sex after marriage.
Mrs. White
What are you afraid of, a fate worse than death?
Professor Plum
I am your singing telegram!
Singing Telgram
But he was your second husband. Your first husband also dissapeared.
Wadsworth
I am merely a humble butler.
Wadsworth
I can explain everything...
Wadsworth
Professor Plum, you were once a professor of psychiatry specializing in helping paranoid and homicidal lunatics suffering from delusions of grandeur.
Wadsworth
We're like the mounties, we always get our man.
Wadsworth