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- Oh, and remember, next Friday is Hawaiian shirt day. So, you know, if you want to, go ahead and wear a Hawaiian shirt and jeans.
- I believe you have my stapler.
- The ratio of people to cake is too big.
- I can’t believe what a bunch of nerds we are. We’re looking up money laundering in a dictionary.
- Abraham Lincoln once said that “If you’re a racist, I will attack you with the North,” and those are the principles that I carry with me in the workplace.
- Am I going to tell them? No, I’m not going to tell them. I don’t see the point of that. As a doctor, you would not tell a patient if they had cancer.
Last reviewed 2026-07-06