A small pie dish with a fan of brown paper feathers beside a round pink timer.

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A Mencken Chrestomathy, ch. 30, p. 618, Knopf • 1949

H. L. Mencken

Thanksgiving Day-A day devoted by persons with inflammatory rheumatism to thanking a loving Father that it is not hydrophobia.

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Mencken gives Thanksgiving a dark twist in his definition. People with one painful illness give thanks that they don't have a worse one. It's a sardonic view of gratitude, where being thankful means only being spared something more awful.

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