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- Dogs are idiots. Think about it, Smithers. If I came into your house and started sniffing at your crotch and slobbering all over your face, what would you say?
- He's a madman! I must reach Smithers! Now, how does this telephone machine work? I've seen others use it, let's see S-M-I-T-H-E-R-S. By jove it worked! It's ringing!
- Honestly, Smithers, I don't even know why Harvard continues to show up. Why, they barely even won.
- I don't like being outdoors, Smithers. For one thing there are too many fat children.
- I know I should be resisting but I'm paralized with rage...and island rythms.
- Well, what do you want then?
Last reviewed 2026-07-08