Prue, if you were in my shoes, what would you think?
Andy
There's a fine line between love and hate.
Cupid
Silly Wicca, tricks are for kids!
Demon
They told me he was here to make San Francisco his treat.
Leo
They told me he was here to make Sans Fransico his treat.
Leo
How do you keep your legs warm?
Melinda
Bright side?
Phoebe
Come on, they don't call it Lover's Leap for nothing.
Phoebe
Come on, you don't think we'll be 60 and still living together, sharing clothes and a cat.
Phoebe
I forgot your question.
Phoebe
I know this is reality, but why can’t a guy like that exist in my reality.
Phoebe
I wish I had dreams like that.
Phoebe
What was that?
Phoebe
Would someone please tell me what is up with guys?
Phoebe
I am a romantic comedy girl. Why go to horror movies when they come to us?
Piper
I am being stalked by psycho killers, and I hide in the shower.
Piper
I just wish I could get a live guy.
Piper
What, I’m supposed to throw out perfectly good flowers ’cause they came from a creep? If that was the rule, we’d never have flowers in this house.
Piper
Where's Prue?
Piper
Billy, it's the 21st century. It's the woman's job to save the day.
Prue
How come we can’t fight the demon of cleanliness, Or housekeeping, or even that really big bald guy, Mr.Clean. I would so totally take him on.
Prue
I don't like earthquakes. I just don't go running through the house naked screaming "Run for your life!"
Prue
I don't think that my wardrobe can take the assault of your daily needs.
Prue
If he can kill thirteen unmarried witches before midnight, he'll be freed from the underworld to wreak his terror every single day.
Prue
I hate to put a damper on this little love connection here sis, but we need to kick a little ass.
Prue